If you give a mom a muffin

If you give a mom a muffin,
She will want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She'll pour herself some.
The coffee will get spilled by her three year old
She'll wipe it up.

Wiping the floor, she will find some dirty spcks.
She'll remember she has to do some laundry.
When she puts the laundry in the washer,
She'll trip over some snow boots and bump into the freezer.

Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan for dinner tonight.
She will get out apound of hamburger.
She will look for her cookbook-
(101 ways to make things with a pound of hamburger)
The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail.
She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow,
She will look for her checkbook.

The checkboobk is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two year old,
She'll smell something funny
She'll change the two year old.
While she is changing the two year old, the phone rings
Her four year old will answer and hang up.

She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee on
Friday.
Thinking of coffee will remind her she was going to have a cup.
She will pour herself some.

And chances are.........
If she has a cup of coffee......
Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it!!!