Monday, October 06, 2008

questions to think about........


Can you cry under water?
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> How important does a person have to be before they are
> considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
>
> Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but
> it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?
> Where's that extra penny going to?
>
> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
> clothes you were buried in for eternity?
>
> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>
> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>
> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
> it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>
> Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby'
> when babies wake up like every two hours?
>
> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
> hearing?
>
> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>
> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
> money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
>
> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>
> Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
> to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
> stupid song about him?
>
> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>
> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
> out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>
> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
> fours?
> They're both dogs!
>
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
> crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
>
> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
> from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
> from morons?
>
> Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
> the same tune?
>
> Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
>
> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
> hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your
> butt?
>
> Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
> he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
> sticks his head out the window?

1 comment:

Flip Flop Floozie said...

GREAT questions!! Hey I like your banner too..pretty..