Thursday, August 10, 2006

Thursday Thirteen

13 things moms say to their kids

1. Close that door were you raised in a barn?
2. Don't cross your eyes or they will stay that way.
3. Don't put that in your mouth,you don't know where that's been.
4. Don't use that tone with me.
5. How can you have nothing to wear, your closet is full of clothes.
6. I don't care who started it, stop!
7. If i catch you doing that one more time I'll......
8. I'm going to give you to the count of three
9. I'm not your maid.
10.I'm not a taxi service
11.I don't know where your socks are it's not my day to watch them.
12.When i was your age.....
13.Remember I will always love you.


Jennifer said...

My personal favorite:
"I hope that someday you have a child EXACTLY LIKE YOU!"
(and I have one, and it's a blessing and a curse all in one, I tell ya ;) )

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

So I said all of that stuff to you kids and probably MORE too. I like the same one that Jennifer does. I think every MOM does!! smile!! My TT is up now too..

Love MOM

It's a FLIP-FLOP World said...

Thanks for the great compliment on my blog. That was very sweet of you....I can take that kind of compliment MOM

MugwumpMom said...

I never got the "born in a barn" one? What has that got to do with leaving doors open? And yes, I heard it all the time!
Great 13 things. Thanks for the chuckle.

PresentStorm said...

Oh yes... I have heard them all.. ALthough I have not said them all...